Ancient Pyramids are Getting Turnt Up

For some unknown reason the Ancient Pyramids are getting turnt up but not from partying but rather getting hotter.

Researchers have been using infrared gadgets to measure the temperatures but they have been left wondering what the hell is going on with these random blocks getting warmer. This has left some wondering if it is due to the build on these certain pyramids that are seeing the warming.

According to the nerds over at geek.com, Antiquities Minister Mamdouh al-Damati stated,

The first row of the pyramid’s stones are all uniform, then we come here and find that there’s a difference in the formation…

Whether or not that is the case is yet to be known as research continues. Perhaps it’s spooky Egyptian ghosts or of course — Ancient Aliens.